She is braille. I read her with my hands, her body speaks to me. I...– Jhavia Nicole (via luv-me-tender)
kittywithablog: I have such a severe case of wanderlust it’s ridiculous
lolminoot: Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.
sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
framesjanco: listen when guys layer shirts like this that’s actually all it takes once that happens i don’t even need to hear him speak i don’t care what kind of music he likes or how he feels about obama or how many potential stds he has just give me that shirt on a guy and the next scene in our lives will be a wedding i am the definition of easy i just need some layered fabrics
alltimeboners: DO NOT SCREAM DURING THE BANDS MOST EMOTIONAL HEARTWRENCHING ACOUSTIC SONG I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
elasticitymudflap: the otp ◡‿◡✿ the otp kissing ◕‿◕✿ the otp doing the do ⊙‿⊙✿
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
meladoodle: suckit-up-princess: meladoodle: you’re shoe’s untied, i say to the young girl, she says ‘your*’ how the hell did she know what form i was using, how did she say * out loud …asterisk. SO HARD. nah my dick is actually pretty soft reading that tbh
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.– Ernest Hemingway (via wordsthat-speak)
brenthor: i can name more fictional characters than i have friends
maidoftheriver: The Hobbit fandom most of the year: The Hobbit fandom in November: “Do I smell dwarf?”
Imagine calling the wrong number and this happens;
Other person: * picks up the phone *
Other person: No, this is Tom Hiddleston.
catmask-phantomler: earthtohayley: johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this and then later he looks like this hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!????? AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN good actor
ingredior: baelor: i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die “if i die”
kellicisreal: pleaseandaitah: pizz4s: how do mermaids pee or poop they don’t exist you don’t exist you little shit
There comes a point where you just go, ‘Ultimately, I don’t really give a fuck...– Helena Bonham Carter (via alyssajacquelyn)
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
jazuthewasianprincess: olgg: If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and...
BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
Ron Weasley: food porn blog
Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
Dumbledore: all the gay porn
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut